So, here I find myself at the start of another year, and low and behold…. I am still single. And I ask myself: "How did this happen? HOW? WHY?" ***grabs fistful of hair and ponders if I should just give it a pull***But before I lose myself in self-pity and try to slit my wrist with an old butter knife, I decided to start this blog. Why you may ask? Well….. new year, new beginnings, new blog, I guess.
Maybe it is just a good place to vent and swear at all the hordes of men (all TWO of them) that have disappointed (i.e. dumped) me recently. Maybe it is an even better place to ask the question: "Where are they?" 'They' being all the single men - and by single I mean: employed-even-if-he-earns-one-buck-a-week, good-looking-even-if-he-has-one-glass-eye, I-can-take-you-home-to-visit-the-parents type of man.
See, I am not picky… the older I get the more my standards seem to drop. It started off with "rich and good looking" and now I don’t even care if he can open a bank account or has bad depth perception…. Oh boy how things have changed.
So this is my first post and I hope to update you - whoever you may be (all TWO of you) as to how things are going in my love life (or NOT going). This is an open blog so feel free to give your light hearted comments on being a 30-something single lady OR man. (homage to Beyoncè)
This is also a place where I can keep asking the question "WHY" and hoping to get answers from cyberspace.
And if I get no answer - well then at least I avoid phoning the suicide hot line.
